Snakes in a Toaster

Ebay is currently hosting an auction for Snakes on a Plane toast. I know, it sounds ridiculous, but check out the actual auction. It gets weirder. Number one: Why is someone paying $143 for toast? Number two: Memory loss? And Number Three: This "toastologist" says he knows the answer to everything, so ask away!

First question on the auction: "Has this toast ever been in your pants?"
And answer: "Another great question, iamtywebb. I'm going to be honest with you. Yes, the toast has been in my pants, but I was drunk. I know, it shouldn't have happend and I normally wouldn't do such a thing, but after 2 O'Douls, I had no idea what was going on. I'm kidding! The toast has not been in my pants. In fact, nothing has been in my pants for quite some time. Unfortunately, I have the Abe Lincoln sex life; my last four scores were seven years ago."

Um.. question: is seller available for marrage?