Danse Manatee

Friday, August 11

Suri Cruise is scary

These pictures have been all over the internet lately:







But honestly, I'm not sure if I believe it. First of all, why is Katie (or whoever that cloudy figure is) standing in the window like some creepy ghost from Are You Afraid of the Dark? I mean, she doesn't look like she's even capable of moving. Is Madame Tussaud behind all this? Perhaps a Scientologist herself with duties to protect the Cruise Clan? And second of all.. I don't really want to see Suri. I'm much happier with her remaining an exciting, gossip-inducing mystery that looks, in all our minds, like this:



Would that be so bad?

Apparently Vanity Fair has bought the rights to the first Suri pictures. I'm disappointed. I'm going to continue to pretend that it's all some elaborate conspiracy that those alien-worshiping Scientologists managed to brew up.

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